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Thanks to Sean who lives down here in Gods country for sending me this. His Seans Horse Farm gives instructions for putting together a working horse farm. The instructions are fairly easy, it's the doing that's the difficult part. Really, I am amazed at all this guy accomplishes. He also has a successful internet business. A modern renaissance man, this.

A female ned goes to the Social to register for Child Benefit.
"How many children do you have"? asks the Civil Servant.
"10" replies the girl."10"??? asks the shocked Civil Servant "What are their names"?
"Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.........Alec" replies the girl.
"Doesn't that get confusing"? asks the Civil Servant.
"Naw man, it's pure brilliant, cos if thur oot playing, I jist hing oot the windae and shout "Haw Alec, yer dinners oot" or "Haw Alec, git in the hoose, it's time fur bed" and they all dae it.
"But what if you want to speak to them individually"? asks the perturbed Civil Servant.
"Aw that's easy man, a jist use thur surnames"!!